I ski as much as I can. Being a Brit not wishing to use BTC gains to pay for ski holidays, paying CGT and travel taxes.
"Mystery Meat" is this video I saw maybe 20 years ago? Has always stuck with me. The way to think of it is any website expecting a visitor to hover over something to reveal an action is a no-no. You have say, 5 images, hover over them and then text appears. Expecting a user to memorise your decision on where things appear is much like playing Pairs (cards). For this reason, I apply this rule - most menus on websites should not exist, they do not fit. You want a user to go to a page to reveal the contextual sub-items statically on the next page rather than constantly hovering to reveal links. Really dumb examples are websites with a menu revealing articles.
Which kind of means ultimately, single page websites are a big no despite their apparent appeal.
There is one exception to that rule - when users are within an application. They revisit that site multiple times and become familiar with the interface. Enterprise Business Intelligence Software, Microsoft Excel (Although what have they done to their menus)?
As I say, am clearly not a website designer, people claim my sites look dated etc, but there is method in the madness.
Finally. The reality is that websites are largely inaccessible by SEO. It is all about social media and big platform integration.
Anyway, I like your posts so don't mind my ideas across.