Tell your wife to stop valuing your commodity-money stack in dirty fiat. One ounce of Gold is one ounce of #Gold.

And #Bitcoin:

1 SAT=0.00000001₿

10 SAT=0.0000001₿

100 SAT=0.000001₿

1000 SAT=0.00001₿

10000 SAT=0.0001₿

100000 SAT=0.001₿

1000000 SAT=0.01₿

10000000 SAT=0.1₿

100000000 SAT= 1₿