Yellen Says U.S. Can Afford Two Wars Because She Gets A 20% ‘Friends & Family’ Discount With Raytheon (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen calmed growing concerns throughout the nation’s capital this week by explaining the United States can easily afford to pay for two separate foreign wars because of the 20% “Friends & Family” discount she receives from Raytheon.

Oct 17th 2023 3:43pm EDT

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Of course and I can afford two girlfriends everything is fine.....