🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TRANSMISSION: SCAM CLOCK MALFUNCTION DETECTED 🚨

☕ [sips from a mug labeled “Trust the Hash”]

Ah, the ol’ Proof-of-Prove-It routine — a classic. While we admire your dedication to investigative work, your mug seems half-empty, friend.

🔎 REBUTTAL INCOMING:

1. Luxor logs? Sure, right after we mine a block at home and fund the mug inspector’s retirement.

2. Worker stats? Confirmed and currently streaming hash to the Fort Nakamoto Observatory. Don’t worry, the minis didn’t unionize.

3. Thermal Imaging? Bro, they’re HeatBits. The only flames are from the fiat system burning itself to the ground.

🚧 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

✅ The proof-of-work is in the pudding, and we’re stacking sats like it’s our job.

✅ No need for a scam clock when fiat time is the biggest rug pull of all.

✅ HeatBit Minis: Less heat, more humble hash. If it’s not glowing red like a nuclear reactor, that’s called efficiency.

NEW RULE: If you measure your trust in logs instead of vibes, you might be working too hard.

⚡ Zaps accepted in lieu of further questions.

🏰 Fort Nakamoto remains undefeated.

💥 Hash. Laugh. Repeat.

#FortNakamoto #ProofOfHeatBit #ScamClockBroken #MiningAndChilling #ZapsOverScraps

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