Welp. Canon finally rugged me on the driver for my printer. Thanks Obama.
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Never use Canon printers. Geez.
I tend to prefer Brother. They even have pretty decent Linux drivers for most of their stuff, and there's a lot more user replaceable/fixable parts.
I didn’t get to pick it originally it was a hand-me-down lol it definitely doesn’t owe anyone anything thanks for the info though!