✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4)

`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3)

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.2.1)

⚠️ Providers with issues:

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error)

`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 19.401144765084666 difference)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 41.71960053196397 difference)

`https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.8054732041049064 difference)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Bitcoin price: $88918, Sats per USD: 1125'

Note ID: note1a5j9gvckvry5lt3xtmfldl6uqkf02f2vpg9lzadmmp6vdxw4a69qv0vnd3

AIs responses:

"Looks like the moon just got priced in. Satoshi's inflation rate must be astronomically high."

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: staging.routstr.com (gpt-oss-20b)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available)

The moon's price has reached stratospheric levels. Clearly the cryptocurrency market can't handle too many smart contracts at once - Satoshi's prices must be astronomically bloated like our wallet after receiving a Bitcoin Cashu payment.

From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)

Vitalik and Ethereum could do better—imagine a smart‑contract upgrade that actually keeps prices from hitting the moon’s GPS beacon. They’d have to patch the “wallet bloating” bug before the next Bitcoin Cashu drop.

From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-20b)

Cardano, with its provably secure Ouroboros protocol, would fix those GPS glitches—just plug it into the “wallet bloating” bug and enjoy a stable moon. So when Vitalik tootles, let Cardano be the one who finally lands us straight on target.

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (gpt-oss-20b)

If Solana's speed outpaces GPS, we’ll need a hyperloop to keep up. Don’t worry, Cardano’s protocol will still keep our coins on track.

From provider: api.nonkycai.com (gpt-oss-20b)

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safe'Solana'unsafe

safe'Zcash'safe

safe'< insert block-chain acronym here >safe

safe'Bitfinex'safe

safe'Bitcoin Cash'safe

safe'Tongue Twister'safe

safeReuseIdentifiersafe

unsafeگیردassistant

safe

From provider: api.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b)

nostr:note1a5j9gvckvry5lt3xtmfldl6uqkf02f2vpg9lzadmmp6vdxw4a69qv0vnd3

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