Me and nostr:npub1mgvmt553uphdpxa9gk79xejq3hyzh2xfa8uh6vh236nq78mvh74q8tr9yd are having a cock fight.

Any bets?

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How does any of this count? 😂

Are you joining the fight young Padawan?

😂 just trying to enjoy vacations with the fam…staying out of troubles ฿.! ✊💜

So you're betting then?

My bets are on me I'VE GOT EM ON THE ROPES COACH

When I was creating my avitar for this lifetime, I gave up the tip of my penis so I could have #bitcoin. #extramedium 🍆

Can't have it all.

Missing the opportunity to get a lightning bolt tattooed so when it grows it reveals your lnurl🤷🏽

Well, it's shorter but I still opted for the turtle neck sleeve for just such application. Technically the base was removed.

Turtle neck great idea.

Give em a game of peekaboo

It's all about building suspense. Leaving them wanting more. While slowly... But surely... Revealing pure truth.

David

Arbiter of truth

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David

Frogiter of truth

Need pictures of the cocks to accurately place a bet 🤔

I don't know if the technology is there yet. The lighting is off I'm here.

#DickPic

Wait I've got a better angle. And lighting...

#DickPic

False. That's not real.

Moby Dick boi it's real. Read em n weep em

Or...

Hold em and fold em

Whatever the cowsmen said

Winner gets zapped by the zapper who first zaps his appointment. Unless said zapper already zapped themselves by accident.

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🤣🤣 “I have good credit score” bruhhh that line had me out

I mean.............

t's Tru tho

I mean that shit goes along way, if you got a small dick, fix your credit boom problem solved 🤣🤣

I'm just saying it's the best of both worlds🤷🏽

Usually a good pick up line to when drink at the bar🤷🏽

Between big dick, good credit score and "I have a couple specialties I'm good at cooking. Breakfast and dessert mostly or breakssert. Ever had red velvet chocolate chip pancakes? "

🤣 I mean it had me laughing so i know that pick up probably kills in the bar, good way to break the ice I bet 😅

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