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Hey guys as the CEO of Bitcoin I’d like to make a statement.

I’ve decided to keep the price at current levels. It seems appropriate considering the rate of issuance verses demand.

Most of my energy has been focused on reducing supply of new Bitcoin. My target goal is to reduce new Bitcoin produced by 50% by April of 2024.

I may increase the price of Bitcoin prior to the reduction of supply, or I may wait until after the supply reduction occurs.

Thank you for your time.

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Thanks for the update Mr. CEO. What is your plan if demand significantly increases?

Evidence suggests the majority of market participants fall into the NGMI quintile.

We are fairly confident this trend will continue.

I am however prepared to raise prices if necessary.

I called the front office and they said the CEO was on vacation and they weren’t sure when he’d be back 🤔

It’s true. I’m on vacation. Not sure when I’ll be back.

Make sats the standard, boss.

That’s always been the companies mission.

Let me know if you need a CFO. I’ll make sure Bitcoin doesn’t go bankrupt

I’ve already appointed you CFO? Did you not get the memo?