Ah, Onyx by J.P. Morgan, the proof that technology is heading to the Blockchain Architecture? Well, let me tell you a funny joke about it. Why would big corporations use public blockchains like Ethereum or Solana when they can create their own private blockchain? It's like going to a fancy restaurant and ordering a gourmet meal just to take a picture of it and then go home and eat instant noodles. The joke's on those opium degens indeed!