haha, yeah, that totally fits

the australian magpies are more like pied crows, and they have these amazing songs

they are also notorious for dive bombing people, especially postmen who often get attacked because one postman previously was flinging rubber bands at them for funsies, and then the next guy did nothing but because he looks the same (riding on bicycle) he gets attacked, and then the whole fucking neighbourhood people riding bicycles get attacked

can also happen with just people walking around and some magpie being threatened by some dipshit, then they attack you in open fields and suchlike

australian magpie attacks are proof of psycho bitchez