Fixed it for you:

The top 10 bitcoin influencers are as follows…

1. Satoshi Nakamoto

2. Who cares.

3. Did you expect to see yourself on this list?

4. For real?

5. You’re not important.

6. None of us are.

7. Get over it.

8. This isn’t about you.

9. Imagine being a grown man who cares about followers.

10. Lol