nostr:npub17usj0jh86ged3pt34r5j6ejzfar9s2q5dl3l84tq8ymhfj2wz08sxmkf8w create a video of the following scene

DONALD TRUMP, in a suit, sunglasses, and red tie flapping in the indoor breeze, approaches the counter with a phone in hand. A TEENAGE CASHIER stares blankly. Secret Service lingers behind him.

TRUMP

I’ll have twelve McDoubles, four large fries, and whatever that McFlurry thing is. Beautiful meal. The best.

CASHIER

Cool. That’ll be $37.42.

TRUMP (smugly holding up phone)

I’m paying in Bitcoin. Only the best money. Better than gold. Way better than Venmo. Never liked Venmo. Too woke.

CASHIER (confused)

We don’t take Bitcoin, sir.

TRUMP (fuming)

Excuse me?? You don’t take the hardest money in the history of the universe?! This is why America’s losing!

SECRET SERVICE GUY (whispering)

Sir, maybe just use the card—

TRUMP

NO! I already moved it to cold storage! It’s in the freezer! Ask the Treasury. They don’t even have a wallet!

CASHIER

Sir this is a McDonald’s.

TRUMP (waving phone wildly)

I’m being financially discriminated against! Someone call Elon!

[CUT TO: DRIVE-THRU WORKER WATCHING ON SECURITY CAM]

DRIVE-THRU GUY

Yo, Trump’s trying to scan a QR code on the ketchup dispenser.