At a local beauty pageant, racially profiling all the participants.

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Which race is the most beautiful to you?

White European with a tinge of Vietnamese (Aryan+yellow fever go brrrrrrrrrr)

I hope she wins

She didn’t win. I swear to God they picked the ugliest girls.

Whole thing is rigged.

Probably is rigged... The consolation prize is the new first place πŸ™„πŸ˜’... But if ugly girls stand a chance maybe I should try one πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

I'm sure you're absolutely stunning!

Lol. There's the compliment you were looking for. πŸ‘πŸ˜

The diversity girl got first place, and 2nd place went to a girl with the biggest nose I’ve ever seen.

Not surprised.... That seems to be the way the world is heading. πŸ˜‘ *sigh* no winning beauty pageants around here for me... My nose is only a bit too big, my smile awkward, but most importantly I'm the wrong kind of ethnic brown to get the diversity points πŸ™„

What kind of ethnic brown ? The pacific kind ?

I'm like 20% Polynesian, which is not enough for it to be particularly obvious, although some people pick it up real fast.

It's not popular or PC to prefer my kind in Australia 😁 The diversity pick would have to be Aboriginal or some kind of refugee or muslim, you know the kinds who don't vote with conservative leanings.

Every Polynesian I met was extremely handsome.

Becoming more convinced everyday that it’s about The Beautiful vs The Ugly, the Truth will eventually triumph in favor of Beauty.

I believe everything else is merely a redressing of this axiom.

I hope you're right and that things will sort themselves out.

🀣 Ooohhh. You're an aussie! 😏 You're the same as us brits. You aussies always love hearin' this. πŸ˜…

You know we call Brits POHMs, right? Prisoners of Her Majesty... Although it's probably His Majest now πŸ€” Ironic given how the ancestors of Aussies ended up out here. πŸ˜πŸ˜…

Are you not the POHMs, as well, though? Much of Australia's natural resources get exported to the UK and US. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€”

Realistically, yes.... I guess. But perhaps we're in denial because we tend to only refer to Brits that way. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ˜

Lol. You aussies still don't like us brits all that much, do ya? 😏

20 years ago I stayed in London for a while. Your kind tended to mock my accent, so I guess maybe your not our biggest fans either. πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

😏 "my kind"?!

Same. We're diversity-adjacent. 🀭

Odd enough to have people stare at us questioningly, but not enough to get free stuff.

You have to be ugly in the right way.

They. Have. Standards.

πŸ˜…πŸ‘ To be honest, I've been getting rather bored of nostr for the past few days. Almost to the point where I was getting preparing to leave already. Lol. But, this comment has reinvigorated my faith in the protocol. πŸ₯³πŸ€™

Also, only place where we can playfully racist.

Where we can be …

Original was funnier. Racism as a verb. πŸ˜…

Now that you mention it 😈

My husband's favorite race is short, cute, dark-haired women. Preferably pale, but that's not a deal breaker.

Something Disney Princess-y.

Whatever race that is. πŸ˜‚

"Black Irish"

Yeah. Like Snow White.

Snow White phenotype

He's all about eyes. Large, striking, expressive eyes.

Like Audrey Tautou, Courtney Cox, or Kiera Knightley. Eyes that really jump out of their face.

I gotchu, world of warcraft dwarf

Precisely. πŸ˜‚

They're the same picture.

🀭

That dwarf really does look sort of like me, tho. πŸ˜‚