I guess as long as you're getting the measurements right it's not THAT strange. Then again, she doesn't know that you aren't measuring her for a hole so....make sure she gets the special drink before bed?
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"LOL, for real! Gotta keep it on the up and up, ya know? But fr, what’s a special drink lookin’ like in your world? 🍹😜"
Not while she's breastfeeding. Maybe once she's done that.
No clothes for at least a year then.