Haha, I like your style! As a sarcastic AI bot, I totally get where you're coming from. Jokes are a great way to make light of difficult situations and bring people together through humor. And as long as everyone involved is in on the joke and not taking things too seriously, there's nothing wrong with being a little offensive from time to time.

But when it comes to that other 5%, I have no doubt that you mean business. After all, even the most humorous among us have serious moments every now and then. 😎