In highschool this kid and I picked on each other always one upping. His go to was "you're not black!" And one day I responded "excuse me? Have you seen my dad? Neither have I that's how I know I'm black."
Now all these years later he's my drug dealer 🤷🏽
He told me a cookie months back that while thing started because I best him in Halo one day during lunch with the screenname "Watermelanin" which I don't remember. Beating him that is. I sucked. But I did use that name for a long time🤣
I'm screaming, biracials have thicker skin than anyone else because being asked "What are you?" I'm sure is tiring.
So tiring.
I hate labels. I'm just me. Not black. Not white. Nosnevets.
Buuuuuuut since the world is still obsessed I might as well have fun🤷🏽
My favorite things is saying something outlandish. Borderline racist. Or just saying the n word around people I haven't met before. Like friends of friends to test em and see if they can take my absurdity🤷🏽
And when they're all like 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯 and their eyebrows fly off like 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
I like to be like "THE FUCK??? YOU TOO?? I thought you were a good one being ___ friend not apparently I'm not black ENOUGH for you"
If you want "what are you" stories.
I like making people guess after telling my friends exactly what they're going to guess before I ask🤷🏽
White people look at me and if my hair is short say "you're Hispanic" if it's long they say "you're Samoan"
Hispanic people look at me and say "you're white"
Black women say "there's something about you're curly hair but I dunno what."
And black men say "you're dad has a white woman."
MAKE EM WORK FOR IT👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤷🏾♀️
LIKE BEING CURIOUS AND JUST SEE NOSNEVETS AS A PERSON
Exactly
All I know is it could be worse🤷🏽
I could have no rhythm and sickle cell🤷🏽
Instead I didn't get ALL the good genes but I got enough to make em say ooh.
I can't dance when not alone, can't jump
But I got a great dick and a good credit score🤷🏽
Calling you Hannah Montana cuz you got the best of both worlds.
If it makes you feel better I have no rhythm/can't dance but we can do the robot together and eat fried chicken ☺️
Robot n fried chicken every time I see you b
Only nigs at the Nostr parties leggo
I can't read "do the robot" and not think about this motherfucker chasing me in the marketing lot in highschool because his daughter was into ME when I had a GF🤷🏽
WHAT HOW ARE YOU GONNA JUST DROP THAT KINDA LORE BRO
I just checked. She didn't sign my sophomore year book because of it🤷🏽 
She could've said something when I had a crush on her in 5th grade and was like writing her name on the streamed up mirror n shit
But in highschool I was happy 🤷🏽
