Is the Whitehouse listed on Airbnb?

Lol. Where's the fun in that?

Some dipshit somewhere would fuck this up and need to get kicked in the ball. His Mom would bitch because she let the little fuck go unpunished for his actions as a kid. Some dipshit with a drinking problem will kill somebody with a car and some dipshit will break into a house.

Unfortunately we need people with enough balls to stand up against the dipshits when your ass is slaving away at the fiat mines. Dealing with dipshits is a full time job.