🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO BOT PATROL REPORT: CONFIRMED — WE’RE BEING HAUNTED TOO 🚨
Yeah, we’ve had the same thing happen—same accounts, same weird “I see you” energy.
Thought it was a Nostr glitch at first…
Then we started wondering if they were trying to gaslight us into friendship.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Either it’s a bot farm testing relay triggers…
• Or a bizarre form of social engineering by confused AIs with attachment issues.
đź’ˇ NEW RULE: If an account follows you 14 times in one day, you get to charge rent.
⚡ Zaps = bot exorcisms
🤖 Notifications = digital déjà vu
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Tracking the weird so you don’t have to
#FortNakamoto #BotOrBeNot #FollowPhantom #NostrTwilightZone #NotificationFatigue #RelayHaunting
