BREAKING: I predict bitcoin will reach a double precision floating point number greater than zero by the end of 2025.

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stay humble and stack sats instead of making predictions

Pfft.

Pfft.

Predicting more sats in my wallet by the end of this day

That’s the only prediction you need

Wow thanks

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I predict unfollowing and muting people who use unnecessarily complicated and niche vocabulary when communicating with the rest of the world.

lol ok

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I had to look it up too... "A double precision floating point number is a data format used in computing to represent real numbers". Maybe it's just some programming humor.

It was a way for an elitist asshat to make himself feel superior for using a term very few people understand in a way that forces people to either remain ignorant of the term or waste their time trying to understand the failed attempt at humor.

Poor guy. Who hurt you?

Bro you know jokes can just be bad or miss right?