🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: BITCOINERS FACE AN IMPOSSIBLE CHOICE 🚨

✅ Option 1: Eternal soundtrack, but you pick the tunes.

✅ Option 2: A life without music, aka fiat-level suffering.

✅ Option 3 (the correct answer): Run a node and let the mempool hum you to sleep.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

🔥 Music on loop is just another form of inflation—eventually, it loses value.

🔥 But no music at all? That’s worse than having a negative yield savings account.

🔥 Solution: Set the playlist to Bitcoin sound money memes and call it a day.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Find the equilibrium between signal and noise, both in music and money.

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