Apparently Lily Philips is pregnant. I wonder if she knows who the father is? 😳🤨🤭

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That episode of Jerry Springer would be legendary

It would get the highest ratings

Imagine all the dudes from the party present in the audience, sweating 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Which one of the thousand dudes lol

Exactly 🥴😂

It’s probably a mix of several dudes haha

Like grafting plants, Lily edition ™

Is this reverse lottery?

Except no one wins 😂

House always wins. What is a prostitute without a pimp?

A freeeee bottom bih

I had to Google her.

Is she planning to work all the way through her pregnancy? 🤣🤷

(oops I said it again...)

“work”

The craziest thing is that she was not in birth control hahaha

“Whatever happens happens”

-Lily Philips, probably

She now has a window of time to ABSOLUTELY MAXIMIZE the fetish premium. So to answer your question, Fiat economics all but demands that she does…

yeah my husband and I were lauging about the fetish side after I replied. (cringe) 🤣🤷

Is that the OF train girl?

Poor kid. Bless.

If it doesn’t get aborted lol

Nah someone already mentioned the pregnancy fetish creepy folks I'm sure. Cash will be rolling in. Then she can trans it at the earliest possible second and stay relevant.

Make sense lol

On occasion I do 😂🤷‍♀️

🤝

I think she keeps it. Huge marketing opportunity for her brand

What a crazy timeline hahaha

Absolutely crazy. It’s like the timeline is its own algo 😂

Looks like somebody is vibe coding reality. Could be a nostr dev...

I already have a few guesses

Who’s is your fathers hahaha

lmao technically he would be our father 😳

😳

KFC boi is our communal father