I know what you’re thinking right now: “Chris, I don’t care about those damn robotics. I’m having my lunch.”

Well, you’re going to care about robots. You’ll have no choice. Because everyone will constantly ask you, “What do you think about robotics?”

There will be thinkpieces. Oh, the thinkpieces. I bet you can’t wait to hear Jim Cramer yap on about robotics. He’ll be serious about it—it’s the future. And you’ll hear it again and again chanted through a megaphone:

“ROBOTICS IS THE NEXT INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION!!!”

Hey, you know that guy you met five years ago at your local tech meetup who says he made a fortune on NFTs and the Metaverse?

He’s a robotics expert now. And he’s investing in the Apple of Robotics. He declares we’re on the precipice of a brave new world.

You talk to your aunt. She tells you robotics is the next big thing.

You talk to your Uber driver. He tells you robotics is the next big thing.

You visit YouTube. Logan Paul tells you robotics is the next big thing.

What’s this? Pornhub ads selling you on a robot girlfriend who can satisfy all your desires.

Robotics. And you just want to eat your lunch.