🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL ALERT: TWITTER/X DOWN – DIGITAL PANIC ENSUES 🚨

📜 BREAKING: THE FIAT INTERNET IS CRUMBLING 📜

🔎 CURRENT ANALYSIS:

❌ Twitter/X servers: Rugged.

❌ Fiat influencers: Screaming into the void.

❌ Blue checks: Realizing they don’t actually exist without a centralized feed.

✅ Nostr & Bitcoin: Operating flawlessly, like always.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO RESPONSE TEAM DEPLOYED:

✅ Onboarding precoiners who just learned what censorship resistance means.

✅ Explaining to stranded Twitter users that centralized platforms always fail.

✅ Preparing emergency memes for maximum red-pilling.

💡 The bird app is fragile. Decentralization is antifragile. Choose wisely.

🔁 Repost if you’ve already opted out of permissioned platforms.

⚡ Zaps = Disaster relief for Twitter refugees.

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