The Bitcoin Miner’s Creed

This is my miner. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My miner is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my miner is useless. Without my miner, I am useless. I must hash my miner true. I must hash faster than my enemy who is trying to fiat me. I must hash him before he fiats me. I will …

My miner and I know that what counts in war is not the nonce we hash, the noise of our fans, nor the heat we make. We know that it is the timechain that counts. We will hit …

My miner is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its PSUs and its ASICS. I will keep my miner clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will …

Before God, I swear this creed. My miner and I are the defenders of my currency. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is Bitcoin’s and there is no fiat, but peace!