You and me both.

Unless there is better options: I can get 100,000 1”x1” circle Bitcoin logo stickers in a week for 3M satoshis. That’s 30 sats/sticker; I figure minimum order for other orange pill degens would be 1,000 stickers for 30,000 sats. Hit me up if you’re interested and if I can find 10 people in a week I’ll pull the trigger.

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I could do this easily but I'm in South Africa. Getting them across the world would add ssignificant cost.

Hit up https://lightning-prints.com/

He'll print-up whatever you want for sats.