Except I pretty much avoid anything Californian these days.

Oh, wait... Maybe that's why I'm still single. ๐Ÿ˜…

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As one shouldโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ถ That canโ€™t be the reason. Youโ€™ll find her in time! ๐Ÿค—

I certainly won't. She'll have to find me, knock me out and then tell me that I'm hers, or I'll never know there's anyone interested. ๐Ÿ˜…

nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx, I read this and something told me, surely, one of your superpowers could help spread the magic. ๐Ÿช„ Maybe? โ˜บ๏ธ

Pfft. I think my cluelessness trumps pretty much any superpower. Plus, I'm not an easy sell. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Humble beaver, arenโ€™t you? ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’œ

Not at all. Just trying to be honest about my foibles, of which there are many.

Thatโ€™s surprising! I guess you are a human like us after all.

Who told you that? That's unpossible! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜Ž

There is not one person on this earth that isnโ€™t an absolute nutter Beave ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซ‚ you just gotta find the right nutter for you ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ you gotta make sure you mingle around though, cos they wonโ€™t meet you in the kitchen on your way to the fridge - best advice I ever got ๐Ÿฅน trust me, Iโ€™ve tried this method for many years ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

Every time I venture out, nothing happens.

That's my own fault, really. I don't get out much because, well, I tend to hate going out. The least time I did, I did end up with another few dude friends. But, well, I don't get up to do much that any women do. So... It's not a good strategy.

I suppose it doesn't really matter at this point, though.

You sound like I did right before I met nostr:npub1clk6vc9xhjp8q5cws262wuf2eh4zuvwupft03hy4ttqqnm7e0jrq3upup9 . ๐Ÿ˜Š And then lightning strikes.

I'm grounded, so, I'm not expecting much to happen if it does.

But congrats to you. It's good to have found your special someone.

Youโ€™re grounded ? ๐Ÿ˜ญ who grounded you Beave? You could sneak out ๐Ÿ‘€ we wonโ€™t tell ๐Ÿซ‚

Bwahahahaha!

Electrically grounded.

But if you looked at my life, you might be forgiven for assuming that I grounded my own self.

Ohhhh right! ๐Ÿฅน

I dare you to talk to a person you have a crush on in town ๐Ÿซ‚

I did. I got ghosted. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

You did, thatโ€™s brilliant Beave! Then you move on to the next one ๐Ÿซ‚ gotta keep moving forwards ๐Ÿซ‚

Nope. I don't gotta do anything except get older and evidently pay more taxes. ๐Ÿ™„

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Winston Churchill Quote: โ€œWe are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls.โ€

I'm not an officer of anything. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

"I'm loving these daily meditation sessions! They have helped me to stay focused and calm throughout the day. Highly recommended for anyone looking to improve their mental health.". - JohnDoe

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What Samah said ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œ itโ€™s just gotta happen once ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅน lightening will strike when you least expect it. I know you donโ€™t like to mingle much ๐Ÿซ‚ but sheโ€™s out there mingling waiting for you ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ donโ€™t keep her waiting too long ๐Ÿซ‚

Naw, best she learn patience before meeting me. I try everyone's patience from time to time.

The Henry Ford quote is painful, perhaps, but accurate:

โ€œWhether you think you can, or you think you canโ€™tโ€”youโ€™re right.โ€

I certainly can't.

See? I'm right. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

They call me the love doctor ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซ‚โ™ฅ๏ธ