Reminds me of a local guy who's neighbor complained because he had a traitored boat in his driveway 7 months of the year.

He was ordered to remove it, so he looked into the law.

Turns out, you're NOT 'permitted' to have a boat in your driveway... But you ARE allowed to have a boat on your lawn outside your asshole neighbors picture window which viewed nothing but your lovely manicured lawn and foliage until he complained...

That was maybe ten years ago. To this day it sits there any time it's not in the water.