I am divorced. (No kids, though.)

I'm old enough to be out of the "dating" pool.

I'm not conventionally good looking or rich enough to attract a woman if a high caliber through those means.

I'm just a guy who wants to build cozy home in the woods and it would be lovely to have a woman who could put up with me long enough for her to see that I'm not too terrible and I'm usually a good person to be around.

I don't even like typing this out since it probably comes across as too needy, pathetic, or desperate. Part of it is a bit desperate, since, well, hands only suffice for so much... (My apologies if that's TMI.) I would still like to build a good relationship with a witty, competent woman, but I'm also lazy and don't want to do the things I know I should do in order for that to even have a chance to happen. So... I'm stuck and it's 100% my own fault, just like everything else is.