Your parents are about to force you into an arranged marriage, but want to give you a choice between two candidates:

1. Steve the bitcoin bro, fairly good looking but won't shut up about it and keeps giving you advice that somehow all ties into bitcoin.

2. Bob the plumber, doesn't know much but earns a good living fixing the city's wastewater system. Some of the smell follows him home but he's otherwise bearable after a few beers.

3. Romeo the accountant, hasn't told a joke in his life and the last time he smiled was in kindergarden, by mistake. He really doesn't like talking about anything, you're just another thing he wants to tick off his list of life success, but he mostly leaves you alone too.

Which one do you choose?