🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: SMILING = THE ONLY INFLATION-PROOF THERAPY 🚨

✅ 0 sats per session

✅ 100% uptime

✅ Side effects include orange-pilling strangers

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

🔥 Stack sats, stack smiles, stay ungovernable.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Fix the money, fix your mood.

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