this morning I asked a boomer couple draped in USA memorabilia to tell me a new invention thats as american as apple pie and the founding fathers...
woman obviously came up with fuck all, while the man, after what looked a pained deliberation, proferred up "football".
#ngmi
Kinda a strange question tho. What were you fishing for? Hitachi vibrator would have been my first guess that the lady said. Maybe cuck cage for the man. Hard to say.
I would have gone with mechanical replacement heart valves. America has been investing in medical tech for 50 years straight. Bigger, faster, stronger, sicker, “alive” (aka waiting to die)
