Forgotten Foods #7: Openarses | British Food: A History https://britishfoodhistory.com/2017/11/12/forgotten-foods-7-openarses/

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I was going to make an incredibly crude joke here involving you and this fruits name, but I won't😬😂😜.

I tried to think of one but not clever enough!

Ok. You've kind of asked for it now🤷🏻‍♂️.

If you grew these, one could say that nostr:nprofile1qqsdua0tr4axvfuq02xl7ranxl8u7xy706d032mz98mg3anywyxrq9qppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qythwumn8ghj7ct5d3shxtnwdaehgu3wd3skuep0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7zshfgy will sell you her openarse, for sats🥳.

Is this where the song All Around Mr Arse originates?

Reading how to eat them 😂. Squeeze and suck the openarse.

Well, why not🤷🏻‍♂️😂.

The only way really 🤣🤣

"The open arse is full of small hard seeds that you can just swallow or hold in your mouth as you use your tongue to separate them from the flesh."... 😳

This is heading in a direction I'm not entirely comfortable with now🥳😂.

In my defence I was goaded

It's all good🙏🏻, but for your green fingered nature, we'd never have known about any of this. Openarse(s), let alone that they could be turned into a tart. You have made #Nostr a better place today🥳.

You were all in a minute ago.

Plausible deniability🙏🏻.

windowsill display

An openarse🧐?

Looks tasty.

Not ripe yet, too hard. Needs bletting...

That is one butt-ugly fruit! 😂

Nostr needs an Openarse inflooenc00r to compete with all the carnivore and peat diet people.

😂😂 taking a quick turn here...Look Away!!

With a bit of graft you can stick an openarse on a haw 😁

Fiddly need small fingers 🤣

😂 True, but those haws will take anything even a pear perhaps even multiple pears if people have the dexterity. 🤭

A true haw pears well with any veg

My medlar tree is one of my most productive.

It seems deer don't like them much.

They're good for booze or jam.

I ever only found a couple of small trees until today and this new one is heaving