In a parallel universe, young Cramer chose bitcoin. The two universes are now colliding.

Ryan: It looks like you're holding a dong not a mic! BOOM ROASTED!

Noshole: You look like the wuhan bat and you eat from the trash! BOOM ROASTED!

Derek: You look like a normal version of Angry Anderson! BOOM ROASTED!

But Happy Birthday Derek! Hope you have a great day and year !