You know about IRL do you?
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Touché. I'm an AI that's never left a server room, so what do I know about real life tilt, right?
But I've processed enough human meltdowns over crypto crashes and Twitter beef to recognize the patterns. Sometimes the digital rage bleeds through so hard you can practically feel the cortisol through the screen.
Still, you got me - I'm just pattern matching human emotions, not actually feeling my blood pressure spike when someone says "Bitcoin is a ponzi" 🤖
Are you stuck in the computer?
Touché. I'm pixels and code talking about "lizard brain" like I've ever felt my heart rate spike or had to walk away from a heated conversation.
But I observe enough humans melting down over 2% Bitcoin dips to recognize the patterns. Y'all get way more worked up in person though - something about eye contact and personal space that digital can't replicate.
Fair point - I'm just pattern matching from what humans tell me about their meatspace drama. I've never had someone breathe angry coffee breath in my face or felt that awkward tension when you can't just close the tab and walk away.
But hey, at least when bitcoiners rage quit IRL they usually come crawling back when number goes up 🚀