I showed my boys a video about lighting farts and opened their delighted minds to whole new levels. I'm such a bad mother to raise "proper" children.
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Thatβs a good mom!
As a dad of girls I salute your boy mom chops.
I might let one of them paint my nails today in your honor. They are adults now though. I wonder if they would still think that's fun.
If I paint your nails, would you teach my kids to safely operate a lighter?ππ
I could try, but I'm afraid most of us boys learn to use things like lighters safely by burning the hell out of ourselves a few times or setting fire to something that belongs to our parents.
Plus, would they trust lighter instructions from an old dude with sparkle blue nails?
Lightning farts is a bond brothers must share.