I showed my boys a video about lighting farts and opened their delighted minds to whole new levels. I'm such a bad mother to raise "proper" children.

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That’s a good mom!

Cook some beans tomorrow and have fun irl :) #farturday

It sounds great, but I'm not going to prison for blowing up my kid.πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚

Definitely, mums are wiser than dads πŸ˜‚

As a dad of girls I salute your boy mom chops.

I might let one of them paint my nails today in your honor. They are adults now though. I wonder if they would still think that's fun.

If I paint your nails, would you teach my kids to safely operate a lighter?πŸ‘€πŸ˜…

I could try, but I'm afraid most of us boys learn to use things like lighters safely by burning the hell out of ourselves a few times or setting fire to something that belongs to our parents.

Plus, would they trust lighter instructions from an old dude with sparkle blue nails?

Lightning farts is a bond brothers must share.

Lol papa bear agreed to this?

Oh please. He can't fart even if he tried. He's weak.

Goodnight Baretta🌚😴