All of those crazy 'features' were a substitute for the fact that those phones could only make calls, txt and run snake. There are still a few companies out there innovating in the phone space, just not the big names.

Personally, I still miss the old cell phones, but if we're going to get all nostalgic, then call my land line. If I'm not there, just leave a message on the answering machine and I'll get back to you when it's convenient.