Had a nightmare someone turned on read-receipts
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The NSA always reads your receipts 😂
You think they do my accounting for me too? Maybe they've been the good guys the whole time... 😅😅
I use them as my auditors. The Church of Scientology used to do my auditing, but they started messing around with empty tin cans that you had to hold while they were looking through your books, so I switched to the NSA. They keep much better records.