When someone insists you have to KYC and give us custody to use Lightning 🤣 
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ill send you some mystery cash for that!
but ill include a jpeg of my id in the lightning payment, ofc 🤙
sIr bUt tHaT Is aN UnLiCeNsEd mOnEy tRaNsMiTtEr. We nEeD To rEgUlAtE YoUr bAlLs oFf iMmEdIaTeLy!
It's way worse when they go out of their way to convice you that their custodial solution is actually self-custodial 🤡
*laughs in Greek god