What the fuck is a birth certificate?

I was born, trust me.

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Well how ya gonna pay taxes then?

the trick is to save tax 😂

It's a slave contract our parents had to sign

Is that is why the Matrix refers to being born into bondage. Birth certificate registers your corporate strawman name in UPPER CASE letters to be their property. A very tricky slight of hand legalese. The first KYC to the government lmao

Yes and for non whites ours are marked https://youtu.be/j4kI2h3iotA?si=0Hj9yF3t6sVPdAF4

It's all in this very informative video

Some maritime admiralty law straight from the birth CANAL to the DOC

It's traded on the stock exchange and it's market price is denominated in the countries debt divided by its total population.

Market manipulation opportunities abound. Bundle certificates into tranches. Then use the tranches to create futures swaps on Bitmex. From there, two choices:

(1) Go short 100x, then watch Congress borrow forever.

(2) Go long 100x, then have a Genghis Khan level crapton of babies.

Either way, profit.

Arthur in disbelief

The SOUL of your foot is inked on that piece of paper. Let that sink in.

literal slave contract

not even a figure out speech

it literally stems from a slave contract

out = of

Non KYC children is the real 21st century flex

Your note reminds me of the classic movie Kaagaz.

omg … that was funny movie

Are you sure you weren't hatched? I'm gonna need to see the certificate, I can't just take your word for it.

😂