Nostr

What’s left of me.

(Disclaimer: cat is fine, head tucked away sleeping)

The cat has been beheaded!

I don’t need that end to shit in your shoes.

Cats are not as smart as they think they are!

Why are there no seeing eye cats for the blind people or sniffer cats at the airports?

Not smarter than dogs, kitty!

You’re right. We got humans to pay us for free. So dumb.

tanel 2y ago

#[4] after 2 rounds of debate

Slow cooked stew kitty!! 😂

Is the tenderest pu… fuck I can’t go there.

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Every cat has its limits

tanel 2y ago

It would have nothing against our family dog 🐶

Now see that’s a gorgeous creature and very intelligent!

Dogs make useful minions *cough* I mean pets.

Go lick yourself kitty!

I’ve been doing that the entire time.

Cleaned up ok, actually get back to licking yourself

I can multitask. Unlike your dog.

Ferret 2y ago

Bahahaha 😂 what did I just read

Go lick yourself again and again and again kitty!

🥩ℝ𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕕𝕖 ₿𝕦𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕣⚡ 2y ago

Oh wow

I think kitty licked himself to sleep 😴😂

I’ll go pick up some wood to start the fire

Cats never forget. 😾

Have you finished licking yourself kitty?

Correct, but they don’t last forever

They last 9x as long as dogs.

In that case my cats will outlive me for sure 🥹😂

You don’t want to die in a house full of cats.

That would be gruesome

How did you get a picture of my secret bunker? 😕

Only a silly kitty would hide in a pot to be cooked!

The others would hide in washing machines to be washed 😂😂

tanel 2y ago