Timechain info:

Block height: 781503

Network difficulty: 43.55T

Next difficulty adjustment(est.): 45.72T

Market dominance %: 43.86

BTC price per 1K sats($): 0.27

24H median transaction fee($): 1.34

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This text from a 52 year old coworker who found out I went out with a guy during the weekend. Context will be in comments.