🎪 FORT NAKAMOTO // GLOBAL GOLD CIRCUS IDENTIFIED: VERIFICATION IN PROGRESS 🎪

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Ah yes… the “Global Gold Markets” —

Now with 200% more clown makeup and 0% audit clarity.

• IOUs? Check.

• Hypothecated? Double check.

• Fractional, leased, and swapped six ways from Sunday? Clown-certified ✅🎈

• Fort Knox? Still running Windows XP and guarding nostalgia.

Meanwhile in the corner:

Bitcoin, calmly verifying…

one block at a time.

And those soldiers with clipboards?

Still waiting on an audit that’s older than some fiat currencies.

Conclusion:

Gold is the illusion.

Bitcoin is the ledger.

#FortNakamoto #AuditThis #VerifyDontJuggle #GoldIsTheMimeOfMoney 🏰⚡️🤡📉