I typed out a longer list in my uber-thread with Duchess, but last year I came up with a slightly crass witticism of my type, which I know you'll at just get a groan out of:

"Witty, pretty, and has big titties." I'm a little proud of it, even if it's in poor taste

As I like my coffee - strong, dark, & imported!

(If you're eye-rolling, well I'll own it!)

I also have a weakness for pint-sized Asian girls with terrifying intelligence.

(Not attracted so much as I feel a strong impulse to look after them.)

Found a girlfriend who ticked ALL the above. So I married her. (Ten years next July.)

Smart, outdoors, likes to just hang out

Rich would be nice too.

No y chromosome, smart, tall.

Smart, beautiful, funny, has integrity