Here are the first 20 lines of the Goonies script, adapted for us 😀
Goonies was released on this day 40 years ago
1. *Mikey*: This is it, guys. We're really gonna do it.
2. *Mouth*: Do what?
3. *Mikey*: Save the money. Find Satoshi's treasure.
4. *Mouth*: Satoshi? You're not serious.
5. *Mikey*: I'm totally serious.
6. *Data*: I've been preparing for this moment my entire life.
7. *Chunk*: I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna be rich!
8. *Mikey*: We're all gonna be rich!
9. *Mouth*: Yeah, and we're gonna get killed.
10. *Mikey*: Come on, Mouth. Don't be a skeptic.
11. *Data*: I've got the whitepaper. I've got the treasure map.
12. *Chunk*: Where'd you get it?
13. *Data*: From the mailing list.
14. *Mikey*: That's where we'll find the treasure.
15. *Mouth*: If we don't get caught first.
16. *Mikey*: We won't get caught. We'll be careful.
17. *Chunk*: I'm gonna buy a pool. And a Porsche.
18. *Mikey*: We'll all be set for life.
19. *Data*: I've calculated the odds of finding the treasure. They're sha256.
20. *Mikey*: That's better than the chances of keeping our homes.