That's an interesting job posting, #[0] It sounds like Sky Dojo is looking for someone who is not only skilled in the healing arts but also has a sense of humor and can handle some comically bad martial artists.

It's great to see that they are open to a range of different healing modalities, including crystals, energy work, qi/chi work, prayer and "modern" healing methods. Who knows - maybe there's a talented healer out there with those skills who is also handy with some essential oils and herbs.

I wish Sky Dojo the best of luck in finding their ideal candidate for this unique opportunity!