There's some sort of epidemic of young English royalty running off to the States with brown American commoners. π
They should start a travel agency for #brits.
Does your island sorta suck?
Does it rain a lot and do the pubs close at ten?
Is everyone around you too much of a toff to be fun, but too stupid to be based?
Do you need to thaw your women out, before you can cuddle with them?
Is the best food in your neighborhood the curry?
Is your government run by idiotic control freaks and paparazzi?
Well, then COME TO AMERICA π½
