Introducing Flat Earth Travel Insurance

While traditional travel insurance policies focus on lost luggage or flight delays, our plan addresses far more pressing concerns, including:

* Falling off the edge of the Earth and into the void

* Rescue from rogue sea turtles supporting the Earth’s underside

* Disorientation after exposure to round-Earth propaganda

With traditional providers, these claims would be denied. With us? You’re covered.

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