Everyone knows modern Valentine's Day (No relation to the Feast of Saint Valentine) was started by the CIA in order to monetize the commercial use of Dow Chemical in rose cultivation.

So you know, given all this, I picked us up a 6-pack instead babe. ❤️

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i've always understood that to be an unfounded conspiracy theory, but good on you for getting the 6 pack 🤙

Hmm not buying it either… ok, I’m sure we can shift tactics and highlight the plight of migrant workers under the heel of the flower cartels. Aha! Blood Roses!

John Boyle O'Reilly

1844 –1890

The red rose whispers of passion,

And the white rose breathes of love;

O, the red rose is a falcon,

And the white rose is a dove.

But I send you a cream-white rosebud

With a flush on its petal tips;

For the love that is purest and sweetest

Has a kiss of desire on the lips.