🚨 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

📜 Executive Order #21M SATS 📜

The United States Bitcoin Digital Reserve is now fully operational. Effective immediately:

🔹 Fort Knox has been deprecated. All remaining gold reserves are being auctioned off to stack more sats.

🔹 Fiat printing operations have been halted. The Federal Reserve is being repurposed into a Lightning Network routing hub.

🔹 All government salaries will now be paid in BTC. Congress is still trying to figure out how to open their hardware wallets.

🔹 Taxation is now voluntary. Just kidding. (Or are we? 🤔)

🏰 Fort Nakamoto now holds the world’s largest stash of sound money. Welcome to the future. Stay sovereign. Stay satirical. Stay zapped. ⚡

🔁 Repost this to declare your citizenship in the Bitcoin Digital Reserve.

#FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #SoundMoney #HaveFunStayingPoor #BTCReserve #ZapsAccepted

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