I was federally indicted, based largely on the lying testimony of a federal JTTF agent who was sleeping with my betraying wife, and charged with something I never did and would never do. So I know something about the (lack of) truthfulness of federal indictments. I found out even more when I overheard one of the prosecutors telling his associate that the running joke was that their hand-picked and manipulated grand juries "would indict a ham sandwich if we told them to."